I didn’t know the exact number, so I just ROUNDED UP TO THE NEAREST MILLION.
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
apparently satire is only satirical if phil gets it. the worth of satire is entirely valued on whether or not phil understands it, and if he doesnt, its wrong and worthless
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
end of evangelion and the live-action cat in the hat movie have one thing in common: they’re both psychological thrillers that’ll make you question your very existence